Also:

katiecoyle:

I just explained to Kevin how Leonardo DiCaprio’s desperation for an Oscar is exactly like when one of your friends is really desperate for a boyfriend, and you’re just like, “Girl, if you just chill out and be yourself, it will happen.” 

My favorite is when you are told you will probably meet them at the grocery store, when you are least expecting it. Which is exactly what I hope happens to Leo.