How is she real?
I am probably going to be offered an actual position within the company today. No more staffing agency for this gal.
They like me. They really like me.
This is how ‘Frozen’ should have really ended. Watch the full video here and see Wolverine sing ‘Let It Go.’
(Source: How It Should Have Ended)
Sometimes Freon just sits and stares at me.
He is either plotting my demise or worshipping from afar.
Freckles or Age Spots?
It’s a new game I invented when I looked in the mirror today.
"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of