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Just hanging out, reading, whatever.

Thanks to @librarianpirate for the elephant and piggie suggestion. She is a girl obsessed. She read this book three times last night.

kelsium:

love-and-radiation:

You can’t just throw money at the void occupying the centre of you. The money’s just going to get sucked into the singularity and evaporate, meaninglessly.

WATCH ME.

hexxxes:

how to get a nice body:
1. look in the mirror
2. be like, “niiiiiiiiiiiice”

so handsome ❤️ #workcat

so handsome ❤️ #workcat

cats-books-donuts:

cubebreaker:

Designer Goula Figeura’s Orwell day bed lets you easily shut yourself off from the outside world with its light and noise-cancelling curtains.

Want!

radioheade:

if youre a mosquito unfollow me right now

mallelis:

KING HENRY: are you ever going to stop partying
HAL: im not partying
its IRONIC
KING HENRY: you’re partying right now
HAL: only as a commentary on partying
KING HENRY: that doesn’t make any sense
HAL: doesnt it

FALSTAFF: do u want to get high
HAL: yeah
but only because then everyone will be really impressed when i stop getting high
FALSTAFF: what
HAL: its a plan i came up with when i was high

Dirtbag Henry IV, Part I 

oh and yeah i will always be talking about my kid being able to read. like from here on out.

do you know how long i have waited for this? do you know how many of my mom fantasies is us just laying on the couch, each reading our own book? SO MANY.

I even have a Ramona Quimby boxed set just WAITING on her. omg I cannot wait until she reads those books.

Now that J can read she is going to figure out that catepillar isn’t prounounced “cal-a-pitter” and that makes me sad.