June 2012
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Um, babylove doesn't look like a baby.
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loretta want
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I just screamed at my child to stop screaming.
That’s parenthood.
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It’s just there are people out there who want to go to church.
And they are scared and now they know there is a church they can go to.
Or that there is a church that says “YOU ARE GOING TO BURN IN HELL FOREVER” just because they are different.
And that makes me happy. For them. Not for the church.
thecranium:
How come when a church goes “We’re not all like thaaaaat!” the same way men, white people, straight people, etc. do, they get applause? Don’t tell the oppressed that you’re one of the good ones. Go collect your people.
But what if they are one of the good ones? Like, it’s not the same. I don’t know how to say this properly but one church does not equal ALL churches just...
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glossylalia:
Every time new commentary appears on my dash about that Anti Amendment One billboard in Charlotte I want to tell someone new to blow me.
It’s advertisements like that that helped me to find a church to go to in college, and actually LIKE going to church because I found a place that viewed Christianity the way that I viewed it. It’s how I found a place to go to now. And no duh it’s...
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Watchsexybluebox:
lickystickypickywe:
typicoyle:briemixx:noobjake:
That is awesome
Mind blown. Geeks will inherit (and always have been inheriting) the world.
What is this black magic fuckery what?
Dear Santa. Can I have a Makey Makey this year?
this is all I want in life
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I think Tony and RDJ would both approve.
plaidscarf replied to your post: You know how actors are always saying that they…
I would masturbate to myself. No question. Is that sociopathic? Because I would.
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You know how actors are always saying that they NEVER watch their films. I don’t know why they say that. I mean, I’m not an actor so I guess I don’t get the process.
BUT MY POINT IT, if I was Robert Downey Jr. I would watch Iron Man ALL THE TIME.
Like, it would never not be available to me at the press of a button.
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I just want my own superhero.
"After Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones, I...
mmkkcb:
The. Picture.
May 2012
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All jokes aside
Do we need to start preparing for zombies?
Do they have toddler archery classes?
How old to have to be for target practice?
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No I'm serious
People don’t eat people.
Let’s don’t go down this road, world.
Let’s don’t.
Maryland man charged with killing, eating man's... →
I need everyone to stop eating everyone else. Please.
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I can't get out of bed.
I keep trying. I really do.
But I can’t.
I don’t have a specific time to pick up babylove this afternoon but I could get up and unfuck some of my house. Or go shopping. Or go get a pedicure. Or go watch The Avengers again.
But I can’t get out of bed.
“By not trying to [top it]. By being smaller. More personal, more painful. By...”
– Joss Whedon on what he would do if he were to direct the sequel to The Avengers
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Can we just put Joss Whedon in charge of Hollywood?
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no because i like watching television that doesn’t make me cry and that’s all he makes
he feeds on sadness
(via...
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plaidscarf replied to your post: If wishes came true
did it just get hot in here? i think it did.
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This is the exact face I make every time he is on...
glossylalia replied to your post: If wishes came true
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If wishes came true
stillticking replied to your photo: Your face, sir. I just don’t know what to do about…
I say sit on it.
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babylove is spending the night with my Mom.
My Mom thought I needed a night to myself. She knows I’m pretty shaken by exmrlove’s latest…episode. So she was like “take a night, cry if you need to and maybe think of what you’ll do now.”
What I heard was ” take a bunch of xanax, eat chocolate cake and watch Game of Thrones.”
It’s a good plan.
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scottfriday replied to your post: I’m playing Schrodinger’s Living Room
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I'm playing Schrodinger's Living Room
I hear some noises and they don’t sound good.
BUT if I don’t go look the mess doesn’t exist.
Therefore I won’t have to clean it up.
RIGHT?
RIGHT?
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We will get to the bottom of this.
thegreatpumpkin replied to your link: man throws skin and intestines at cop
Meth
I don’t think so. My sister was on the meth for about six months (white trash bingo. I’m winning!) and she never threw any intestines.
diffusebombs replied to your link: man throws skin and intestines at cop
my vote’s still on PCP
MAYBE. Isn’t that what made Helen Hunt jump out of a window in that...
WatchJust… I don’t know.